November 2011
FUCK YOU & YOUR UNTOUCHABLE FACE! EXPLAIN TO ME...
30 day letter challenge
Day 1. A letter to an inanimate object you hate
Dear Communal Futon,
I wouldn’t usually complain; furniture is furniture after all and I’ve had worse. However, the fact that your mattress is about an inch thick equals my having numb ass syndrome after even short durations of time sitting on you. I wish I had the cash to buy a real couch, but fuck, I can’t afford even a...